Sunday, July 26, 2015

Woman Expects Jesus to Pay for her Buffet Bill

God cares about his people, but I assume it's safe to say that he's a little too busy to stop by and pick up the tab for some hard charging rhino rib regulator at some local all you can eat buffet. 

MYRTLE BEACH, SOUTH CAROLINA - 51 year-old April Yates couldn't just eat quietly and leave. She felt she needed to harass people, (as if her appearance wasn't harassing enough), and after four long extra breadstick trolling hours of this nonsense the staff at Bennett's Calabash asked her to beat it, Unfortunately she had one major problem with that. 

Her guest, who was supposed to pick up the bill, never showed up. So was it an uncle, mama or some other trailer ridden family member? Nope, she said that Jesus was supposed to pay her tab.

Jesus never showed (probably busy with more pressing matters).

Needless to say, Yates was arrested, but the funny thing however, is that these types of stories aren't that uncommon. Last October, Kristi Rhines of Lawton, Oklahoma told the staff at El Chico Mexican restaurant that her husband "Jesus" would be there shortly to pay the bill. Again, he didn't show.

That Jesus sure does have a lot of nerve. -EE

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