Monday, November 2, 2015

5 Reasons Halle Berry Cant Keep a Man


Even at 50, Halle Berry is one of the most attractive people on the planet. She has money, charm, and an extremely successful acting career. Just recently we found out that she is about to be divorced for the third or fourth time. What the hell could possibly cause these men to run off? We investigated this issue of major importance and this is what we came up with.





She actually believes she's Catwoman!!!


That's right, most of her close friends say she never threw away or washed her Catwoman outfit, and yea, it smells like ass for sure.





When the cameras go off, she immediately becomes this.

An artsy wine-swilling, time traveling, fake press agent.......so not cool.




Under no circumstances, will she ever ever ever make her man a sandwich!

Ever, ever!!!




She has approximately this many kids!

Imagine paying for this Chuck E. Cheese bill. You'd have to take out a loan!



She's crazy!?!?

If you think about it, ALL women are crazy, and many of them find a man, but you truly have to respect the level of crazy it takes for a gorgeous woman like Halle Berry to fend off would be beaus.

-EE










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