I don't know about you, but I love me a good starter pack. I don't know if it's the stereotypes or the wording or whatever it is, but I can't get enough of them. Here are some starter packs you may not be familiar with.
The "Stay the Fuck Off My Lawn" Starter Pack
The "Whatchu Mean You Ain't Got the Money Yet" Starter Pack
The "Dad who yells at other people's Children and/or "The Dad Who Fights Other Dads at Little League Baseball Games" Starter Pack
The "I'm 23, and I date a 14 year-old" Starter Pack
The "middle school lunch lady" Starter Pack
The "World is flat, 9/11 was an inside job, the Rothschilds rule the world, the limo driver shot Kennedy, Obama is a member of the Reptilian Elite, DirecTV boxes are watching our every move, Paul McCartney has been dead since 1966, Tupac is still alive, chemtrails will kill us all, the moon landing and the holocaust never happened, we're all getting microchipped, vaccines cause diseases for the best interests of the pharmaceutical companies and Marisa Tomei didn't really win an Academy Award" Starter Pack
Collect them all!! -EE
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