Thursday, October 12, 2017

A Wanted Man Says He'll Turn Himself In Along With a Dozen Doughnuts to the Police Once He Gets 1000 Likes


REDFORD, MI - A wanted man has decided to turn himself into police, only if he gets the social media buzz he desires.

"Champagne Torino" as he calls himself on Facebook is wanted on home invasion charges according to the Redford Township Police. Here is the first post he sent.



Apparently, this was not enough for Torino, who later sent the Redford Township Police Department this.....


Well damn....

However, it would seem that Torino is NOT a man of his word. The post received more than 1,000 likes within an hour and was shared 4,200 times, and Torino has yet to show up to the police department. The Department replied with this message for Torino and the public....


Torino's page lists him as living in Auburn Hills, MI, and describes him as "head savage" for a local manufacturing company.

I don't know what a "head savage" is, but I have a feeling it describes him perfectly. -EE


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