Saturday, October 7, 2017

Man Claiming to be From the Year 2048 Says He's Come to Deliver an Urgent Warning

CASPER, WY - A Wyoming man accused of public intoxication allegedly told police he traveled from the year 2048 to warn mankind of an impending "alien invasion!"

After the officers arrived on the scene, Bryant Johnson, the alleged time-looper informed police that he was able to travel through time because the aliens filled body with alcohol, after that, (allegedly) the aliens made him stand on a "giant pad" which was how they transported him to the year 2017!

Unfortunately, officers threw Johnson in the drunk tank and after about 24 hours, he seemed to have forgotten why he was in jail and more importantly what day the aliens will arrive!!

Thank God, for once the subject isn't from Florida! -EE

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